Orphans jokes
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
I am an orphan...
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."