Orphans jokes
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
I am an orphan...
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.