Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Orphans Jokes
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
