What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Orphans Jokes
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans have family size chip bags? Because they have no family to have them with.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
