Orphans jokes
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."
What was the ONLY difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples got picked.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why couldn't an orphan have an iPhone 6? He couldn't find the home button.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why can't an orphan be in a Scream movie?
It's always someone you know.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.