What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Orphans Jokes
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
The "f" in orphan is for family.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
