Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?