I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Orphanage Jokes
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
