Orphanage jokes

An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."

I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.

what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?

people go there to fix their mistakes.

What kind of cake can an orphan not have?

Homemade.

Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?

Because I burnt it down!

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

Lol, I have no life :)

Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.

I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"

The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

Why do orphans not like July 24th??

Because it's Parents Day.