What do two priest say to each other when they walk into an orphanage let us pray
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it fnaf lore.
Why did the orphan cross the road.Because his parents couldn’t help him out
tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home, and tell them their oringinal parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage, and tell them their parents died.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: *Sobs "No."
God I love working at an orphanage!
What’s an orphans favourite movie Home alone
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
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Does an orphanage have daddy issues
Yes because he didn't come back form getting the milk
Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
What's the difference between a orphanage and a supermarket
People actually want stuff in a supermarket
Why is the last part of orphanage age ? Because it doesn't matter your age
U know what you could use a orphan as a punching bad ............ what are they gunna do tell their parents
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
I want to be loved
ima tell these to my adopted sister
Me: I just shot a orphan Mate: you can’t do that Me:what are they gonna do tell there parents
Why are orphans lucky because when they drive they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son, and a daughter. Twins. When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They we're happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they notice the womans kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids we're Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them. When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swinged their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, Yo Momma Lost Ya.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
