Orphanage jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.