Orphanage jokes
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Welcome to Alex's orphanage, you make 'em, we take 'em.
My name is what orphans can never have.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
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Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.