Orphanage jokes
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
"Ur mum is big."
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.