Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
lol i have no life :)
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?
A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
