Orphanage

Orphanage Jokes

Orphan

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

Orphan

Girl: "Come over."

Orphan: "I can't."

Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"

Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Orphan

Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.

Orphan

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?

A self-fie.

Baby

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

Kid

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

Water

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."

Orphan

Q: Why can't orphans be on a football team?

A: Because they won't know where to go on a home game.

Kid

Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?

Because no one’s looking for them.

Orphan

I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

Parent

Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."