Orphanage jokes
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.