Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can't." Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)" Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad did not come back with the milk.
lol i have no life :)
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on fathers day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?
A self-fie
whats harder then steel Michel Jackson in an orphanage
I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why can’t orphans say I’m in the ghetto? Because they can’t say I’m in a home
Q: why can't orphans be on a football team? A: because they won't know where to go on a home game.
Parents: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage, Kid: why? Parents: so you don't get bored there
i saw a kid on the side of the rode covered in rags and asked if he was a orphan he said what gave me away i said your parents
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
