Orphanage jokes
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
My name is what orphans can never have.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!