Orphanage jokes
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
My name is what orphans can never have.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.