Orphanage jokes
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.