Orphanage jokes
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
"Ur mum is big."
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
If you’re bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the three 23s not go to the orphanage?
Because they already 69'd.
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.