An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
Why do orphans like being criminals? Because then someone actually wants them
Why can't you orfapan play base ball? Thay don't know we're home is
I look at a orphanage then hug my mum he just look and crude because he couldn’t find his mum
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
My name is what orphans can never have.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
Who does an orphan play soccer with...
No one
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
what is a organ lest fav holiday
crismas they wish they get parents
What does Pikachu and a orphan have in common? Pikachu, I choose you!
