Orphanage

Orphanage Jokes

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.

Why can’t orphans play baseball they ant got got no home to run to Why can’t England people play chess they ant got no queen

I called prank called someone saying SON! ITS ME SON! IM COMING FOR YOU!!! my friend next to me asked who i was calling and I said the orphanage

i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.