Orphanage jokes
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.
I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
What do orphans use to make breakfast? My ass! 🤣🤣
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.