Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up. I mean honestly, what are they going to do tell there parents? 😂😂
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Where do orhpans shop? Home Depot
What do orphans use to make breakfast..- my ass🤣🤣
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )
Why do orphans go to church?
Cause its the only place were they get to call him father
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into
Home Depot
DEEZ NUTS
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Kid: why do orphans like tennis
Dad: because it's the only time they get love
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage and she burnt it down luckily she don't have to tell there parents
You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there's no speed bumps here...
