Orphanage jokes
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.