How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Orbit Jokes
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Uranus floats around in space.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
FUCK YEA
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
