Orbit jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Uranus floats around in space.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
Community talk
May so fat he has his own gravitational orbit
GUESS WHO FIGURED OUT ORBITAL NOTATION