how do planets have a baby?
they have spasex
Why does saturn have a ring?
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
uranus floats around in space
🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiter sweet?
Orbiter: Or bitter
when someone throws something at your forehead it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead
I always knew that Maranda sings was orbiting Uranus
Your so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends it looks like they are orbiting you
Why do planets circle the son?
Cuz they like the game of ring- around the- rosy.
Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck? He got stuck in Orbit! Hehhehe
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them”. We then decided to aid him
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead it also had rings
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy
