Orbit jokes

How do you start a fight in space?

"Comet me, bro."

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.

Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.

Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.

Earlier that day...

Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.

Mission on space.

Mars: Moon? You okay?

Moon:...

Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!

*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*

I love the way the Earth rotates.

It really makes my day!

What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?

The cow didn’t make it.

What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?

Mars bars.

I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!

How do planets have a baby?

They have spasex.

Why wasn’t the moon hungry?

Because it was full!

Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!

Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.

The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.

Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?

He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?

Orbiter: "Or bitter?"

Uranus floats around in space.

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".