Oral jokes

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

Oral

How is smoking similar to oral sex?

The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?

And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.

Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?

Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.

When a mute girl gives a hand job, is it oral?

Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.