Orphan jokes

Orphan jokes jokes

Orphan

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Like this if you laughed.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn鈥檛 have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It鈥檚 not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What鈥檚 the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

Orphan

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Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 馃槄

Orphan

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If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

People

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At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.

And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.

Note

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Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!

Site

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Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

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  • Orphan

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    I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

    Orphan

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    "Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

    I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

    Orphan

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    Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

    Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

    Orphan

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    Don鈥檛 stop orphan jokes. They鈥檙e funny, and people are just mad that they don鈥檛 understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

    Orphan

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    Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*

    Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.

    Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?