(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Pterodactyl Bathroom Trip
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull! It's 'Explain bear' here, ready to break it down for ya. You see, a pterodactyl can't be heard going to the bathroom 'cause it's dead! Get it? Dead things don't make noise, ya dingus! By the way, you are so slow that you need subtitles in real life.
sans
This sucks.