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Charlie why does a man own you

like she tlaked to a bunch of guys on the intenrnet

and i had pple who know her irl confirm

I got asked out yesterday type shi type shi

and shes tryna deny it and then talk about bad stuff i did

softstalker

and shes tryna deny it and then talk about bad stuff i did

bruh what is her deal

like that she forgave me for way before we dated

wanna see the makeup i did yesterday

softstalker

13

😭😭😭😭😭😭

opal 😿

😭😭😭😭😭😭

yur

im doing it again today but with better mascaera

bro I thought you were new I didn't know u were charlie

I have been summoned

WE SHOULD DO EPSTEIN AND DIDDY MATCHING PFPS

softstalker

WE SHOULD DO EPSTEIN AND DIDDY MATCHING PFPS

LMAOOOOOo

WHY TF WAS THAT YOUR FIRST THOUGHT

This is why I’m skeptical whenever I come here

softstalker

opal im becoming an e girl

WHAT

softstalker

then why do you come here.

BECAUSE U SUMMON ME HERE

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Fallout

BECAUSE U SUMMON ME HERE

good boy

opal 😿

where do y'all even chat

mostly email or ogo ngl

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what am I looking at

softstalker

good boy

STOP YOU DID THIS LIKE 10 TIMES YESTERDAY

softstalker

mostly email or ogo ngl

wth is ogo

opal 😿

what am I looking at

Perfection so cherish it

softstalker

a chat site

I seee

Fallout

Perfection so cherish it

bruh ur in middle school 😭

opal 😿

bruh ur in middle school 😭

Don’t care

softstalker

wait he is?

…did u not know???

softstalker

mb brain dosent work

It’s fine

opal 😿

OOO may ur a pedophile

Two year age gap mind u

me and my bf have a one year age gap but he's 17 and I'm 15

softstalker

i did not help myself here

Bro dug a deeper whole

opal 😿

me and my bf have a one year age gap but he's 17 and I'm 15

How does that worl

opal 😿

me and my bf have a one year age gap but he's 17 and I'm 15

real

Fallout

How does that worl

like we're a grade apart

opal 😿

like we're a grade apart

Ooooh aight

softstalker

im so happy you found somoene

THANK YEWWW

softstalker

your lowk so gergous

um says you princess

brooo you know who needs to hop online

opal 😿

le gato

Nah those are almond cookies, just tryna find out why they keep grabbing my finger

opal my dad hasnt abused me yet this month frfr

but in all seriousness thats great and I hope he doesn't continue

bruh its actually comical how long I've been on this chud site

opal 😿

bruh its actually comical how long I've been on this chud site

its comical that ive been here longer

softstalker

i wish i had good makeup

lmaooo I js steal it from like sephora

opal 😿

lmaooo I js steal it from like sephora

😭

softstalker

its comical that ive been here longer

ive known about this site since like late '22 but I never went on

softstalker

blackie

oh hell naw brother

opal 😿

and I'm from bp

OH YOU WIM

bruh I'm such a fat fucking chud

its so sad that everyone left

bro I wonder where everyone went

MAY DO YOU REMEMBER ADDI (kai)

bro guess who's flirting with her on instagram

shes like 15 now and Jake is 19 or something

OMG Jake is such a chuuuuudddd

softstalker

i miss jasmin

ME TOO BRUH

opal 😿

ME TOO BRUH

she a real one fr

i miss everyone but jake and madi

she was so weirdddddddddddd omg

she was like the epitome of a Wattpad character

i miss leo but thans to you LEO DOSENT EXSICT </3

softstalker

she owned this site

the amount of control bro had was crazy

opal 😿

the amount of control bro had was crazy

i fucking know

softstalker

i miss leo but thans to you LEO DOSENT EXSICT </3

bruh I don't miss pretending to be other people cuz like that's stupid

softstalker

i fucking know

remember when Jake rigged it and made her mod LMAO

i rmeber prenteindg to like her and kissing her ass when mia like hurt me and dropped me one time, so i ran to madi

and madi like made veeryone hate mia

opal 😿

remember when Jake rigged it and made her mod LMAO

AND IT WAS SO FUNNY

softstalker

AND IT WAS SO FUNNY

OMG you got so pressed and everyone hated on you

I LOWK EMAILED MAT SAYING PLEASE DONT MAKE HER MOD SHE BDOSENT DESERVE IT BECAUSE

softstalker

I LOWK EMAILED MAT SAYING PLEASE DONT MAKE HER MOD SHE BDOSENT DESERVE IT BECAUSE

listed reasons fr

and she didnt get it im that good

if Madi was mod the site would've been cooked

me and Wade still talk cuz he has a YouTube channel and we like talk sometimes

i lowk used to have a crush on rylee

I still follow her on instagram

she goes through like 1000 boyfriends a month bruh

opal 😿

she goes through like 1000 boyfriends a month bruh

what changed

she like dates someone for a month and then randomly breaks up with them!

what's the lok ur going for

but im lokw getting distracted cause im doing school and talking to you

softstalker

but im lokw getting distracted cause im doing school and talking to you

that's so real

bruh I remember the chats where Madi was just saying some B's about how she was gonna peg Jake and then Wade, me and like 3 others would just like sit there and make fun of it

and she was like a Christian larp

ain't no way this mf was a christian

bruh remember when like everyone was Christian on here

bro its crazy she lied about her age'

softstalker

bro its crazy she lied about her age'

OH MY GOD THAT WAS INSANE

and she was obsessed with jake it was so stupid

opal 😿

bruh remember when like everyone was Christian on here

yeah

softstalker

and she was obsessed with jake it was so stupid

LMAO REMEMBER WHEN SHE PRETENDED TO MEET UP WITH HIM??

SHE PRETENDED TO MEET UP WITH JAKE BRUH

OMG this was like last year it was so funny

AG sent a dick pic and we kept making fun of it

do you remember that cupcake girl too bruh omgi used to clown on her so bad. turns out she lives like 45 minutes from me

she made like 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 alts LMAO

and has a speech impediment

i fucing hate her she got me expelled twice

IS SHE THE GIRL WHO TOLD THE SCHOOL ABOUT LIKE

omg what the fuh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

fawkkk I drank a monster and now I'm all jumpy

i cant really drink caffeine on my new meds

opal 😿

Cosmo how are you doing

doin good

I got asked out yesterday type shit

yet you got a german online bf?

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like bruh I think I low-key am in my prime rn

I remember when I was really chuzz and I hopped on call here for the first time and everyone was in shock because of how chuzz I was

literally i was messin with you

im lowk getting ready for an event '

opal 😿

bruh I'm slow

yeah ik

softstalker

thts at like 3

what is it

its littearly js an open art thing

but thteres usaly alot of pple there

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softstalker

this bitch js said im fake

who

softstalker

some rando off reddit

fake how 😭

what were u doing on reddit

I mean ur name IS softstalker so they might think you'd be like a weird egirl troll

idm if some rando without a pfp and hidden histroy thinks im a troll

bruh he didn't even make a real profile he's a chud

imagine usin reddit just to talk with random people

you need to eat every day its important may

I get my hair redone in an hour!!!!!!

I'm cutting it redying it red

I HAD TO TELL HIM HE HAD A BIG LONG LUCIOS DICK

AT ONE POINT YOU WAS DROLLING FOR IT SO EITHER YOU WAS LYING OR YOU LIKE CM DICK

everyone knows my dick is the biggest anyways

I'm gonna helicopter my dih everywhere

opal 😿

WERE SUCH TWINS BROOOO

YUH

Cosmo idk

wtf

Cosmo you just don't understand the vibe

THERES lIKE WHITE STUFF COMING OUT OF IT

softstalker

THERES lIKE WHITE STUFF COMING OUT OF IT

pause

Gummy gummy gummy bear

mhm

GUMMI!!!!1

softstalker

THERES lIKE WHITE STUFF COMING OUT OF IT

WHAT

Gummy gummy gummy bear

hi there

its kitty :<

opal 😿

WHAT

i kinda like stab the inside of my scuticles with pins

bruh I swear its not a Rick roll

can someone explian this msg to me

uh he thinks that you love sex

softstalker

can someone explian this msg to me

how tf is sex like hailing satan

i love yappin with college students

my college friend gives me cigarettes

opal 😿

my college friend gives me cigarettes

uh thats not rlly good

Cosmo idk

uh thats not rlly good

true but shes epic and has an eyebrow peircing

ok yeah that makes even more sense

i wanted some pircings when i was dating jaeden and he forbid me from it

guess what she has TWO eyebrow piercings bruh

softstalker

i wanted some pircings when i was dating jaeden and he forbid me from it

I hate controlling men ew

uh that makes EVEN more sense

ok Cosmo I get it you hate the left

opal 😿

I hate controlling men ew

yeah jaeden was..

cuz ur so original and funny

he also used her and was toxic as hell

oh that's not good AT ALL

Gummy gummy gummy bear

yeah :)

WHY ARE YOU SO UNEXCITED TO SEE ME

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i love making nazi jokes with college students

Gummy gummy gummy bear

HEEYYY

GIGIMGGIMUMGUUUI

breendann 😝✌️😳

eho

ew don'ttalk to m

breendann 😝✌️😳

why

yur annyoing

i’m at the hair salon rn

breendann 😝✌️😳

so.............. your only 2 years older than me gng

yeah but your the bad kinda 13

like the annoying little kid kind

ew why are there so many middle schoolers on here

mythais left eailer and js disaperd

he never texted me back on anyhting

softstalker

mythais left eailer and js disaperd

who is ghis

breendann 😝✌️😳

im not little

you act like an annoying little kid bro

breendann 😝✌️😳

im not little

yes you are bro you’re young and immature

ones a freak who js learned how to jerk off and its all he dose

softstalker

you act like an annoying little kid bro

nah see me in real people i act diff

breendann 😝✌️😳

nah see me in real people i act diff

SEE ME IN REAL PEOPLE GUYS

softstalker

ones a freak who js learned how to jerk off and its all he dose

pov me

excpet i deadass was gooning at 9 years old

breendann 😝✌️😳

ok chillll

we dont tell me to chill

softstalker

excpet i deadass was gooning at 9 years old

i wouldn’t goon i would just stare at porn because i didn’t know how to 😭

opal 😿

i wouldn’t goon i would just stare at porn because i didn’t know how to 😭

BAHAHA

opal 😿

i wouldn’t goon i would just stare at porn because i didn’t know how to 😭

crazy

softstalker

im proud of my gooner past

bro lowkey i was like gooning like 5 times a day

I USED TO GOON LIKE 15 TIMES A DAY OPAL

softstalker

I USED TO GOON LIKE 15 TIMES A DAY OPAL

no way 😭

opal 😿

no way 😭

WANT PROOF?? jkjkkjk

may remember like 2 years ago you were like talking sexually to everyone on wje 😭

opal 😿

may remember like 2 years ago you were like talking sexually to everyone on wje 😭

YUH

I WANNA FIUCK EVERYONE ALL THE TIME

softstalker

WHAT IS THAT?

from nepal

breendann 😝✌️😳

ask him then

he lives a 12 hour flight from me bruh

opal 😿

he lives a 12 hour flight from me bruh

I WILL PAY TO GET MY GIRL LAID

softstalker

I WILL PAY TO GET MY GIRL LAID

LMAOAOAOAOAO HE MIGHT COME TO THE US SOON

opal 😿

LMAOAOAOAOAO HE MIGHT COME TO THE US SOON

OOH

breendann 😝✌️😳

gtg yall

YAYAYAYY

softstalker

MY GIRL GETTING LAID?

WAIT I LEFT SORRY

softstalker

my bf lives in new jersy

that’s like 4 hours from me

softstalker

my bf lives in new jersy

my grandpa lives in nj

and tottaly not visit and fuck my bf

i’m like 6 hours from new jersey

hiii

softstalker

can i visit your grandpa.

uh no

softstalker

hru

i’m ok hbu

Cosmo idk

hey mal

why hello there

opal 😿

MAL HI

HII

opal 😿

HOW ARE YOU

IM OK HBU

softstalker

mal wanna see my makeup

sure

opal 😿

guyssss

yesss?

mal

IM OK HBU

I GOT A BF YESTERDAY

WHATTTT

YES BRO ITS THE GERMAN GUY

OMGGGGGG

YAYAYAYAYAY

mal

sure

you cant really see but its pink and black eye liner

cuteeeeeee

opal 😿

he’s so fine bro

i love men

opal 😿

is jomoki fine

yes ofc

cosmo you love big black oily men

TRUE

opal 😿

is jomoki fine

other than being across the room from a zoophile, he should be

opal 😿

cosmo you love big black oily men

nuh uh

Cosmo idk

other than being across the room from a zoophile, he should be

wait tell me the lore

softstalker

oh she lowk cheated on me

Oh really fuck you

cosmo i must hear ts lore

QUACKSTER3.0

Oh really fuck you

who the hell is this

opal 😿

zoophile???!

yeah so the kid ethan is a bit of a retard and kinda tried to jack off a dog one time

Cosmo idk

other than being across the room from a zoophile, he should be

oh my goodness 😭

Cosmo idk

yeah so the kid ethan is a bit of a retard and kinda tried to jack off a dog one time

whenever i hear the name ethan i get ptsd flashbacks

Cosmo idk

yeah so the kid ethan is a bit of a retard and kinda tried to jack off a dog one time

and he’s in love with MY man SMH

bro thinks he has a chance

and also he was in love with me

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cosmo are you straught

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opal 😿

cosmo are you straught

OPAL WHAT

the kid also jacked off in class one time apparently

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opal 😿

cosmo are you straught

HA

opal 😿

cosmo are you straught

uh yeah.

Cosmo idk

uh yeah.

do you like women

opal 😿

do you like women

i like women, not men

awwww kitty

scooter22

My black pussy

i have a black pussy too

and a brown one

mal

i have a black pussy too

I WANNA SEE

mal

and a brown one

I've never seen a down one

she’s almost 6 💔💔

ur pussy's getting older :(

Cosmo idk

her 5yo pussy the best

cosmo the pedophile

literally

mod abuseeeee

do yall remember the cosmo pedophile saga

opal 😿

do yall remember the cosmo pedophile saga

YES 😭😭😭

Can yall go vote on my poll

softstalker

cosmo is a pedo

holy shit no. im a Minor Attracted Person get it right

opal 😿

lavi berko

lol you don't got me number

scooter22

Can yall go vote on my poll

you smoke?

Cosmo idk

only 2 ppl here do

who

scooter22

Yup

just pop pills brodie

scooter22

Yup

i've smoked coffee grounds before

opal 😿

just pop pills brodie

I wish

scooter22

I wish

do not pop pills

weed is so ass drinking is so much better

Cosmo idk

mal n jomoki

hehe my bbg

mal

hehe my bbg

all cuz of a rigged penny flip...

opal 😿

weed is so ass drinking is so much better

scooter22
Image

bro got the goods

i got a nice bottle of arak in my house

Weed is better in my opinion

softstalker

my dogs sezuire meds hte bomb fr

.

Cosmo idk

i ain't tryin weed

It's fun

I JUST SENT A PICTURE OF A GUY AND HIS BONER TRHOGUH HISPANTS

softstalker

OPAL CAN WE GET DRUNK TG PLEASE

WE MUST.

Cosmo idk

charlie

i just asked how to blokc him

United Kingdom UK

What

Wsg uk

softstalker

im blocking the weirdos

all the people that you meet on reddit are weirdos

scooter22
Image

i loved that show when i was little

mal

i loved that show when i was little

2017 was peak

mal

i loved that show when i was little

omg yessssss

i love you uk lets get amrreid have kids then hate eachoeter and get divorced and take it out on our kids /j

Cosmo pick a number between 3 and 12

what numerical base we talkin

PICK A NUMBER BETWEEN 3 AND 12 SOMEONE

i pick 3.14159265358979323846264

Cosmo you are makeing me lose brain cells (I don't have any i owe the government)

Cosmo idk

i pick 3.14159265358979323846264

Wut..

can you make sure i catch up in al my classes

3 hours of throwing microwaved honey buns at homeless people

Imma do very very very bad things to you

Pick a number between 3 and 13

would you have preferred me to pick 4!

i love breaking people with math

Thanks for wasting my time cosmo

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

which is equivalent to ONON

How much space is in space

we talkin about the observable universe?

Is it possible to know everything

the obsevable universe has a diamater of aboutttt 93 billion light years

scooter22

Is it possible to know everything

if we know everything we know the answer

Cosmo idk

the obsevable universe has a diamater of aboutttt 93 billion light years

So how meny miles

but we don't know if we can know everything because there things that are nothing that we don't know are something

Cosmo idk

if we know everything we know the answer

Wut

Cosmo idk

but we don't know if we can know everything because there things that are nothing that we don't know are something

MY HEAD

we don't know what we don't know

scooter22

So how meny miles

erm im not done

the formula for a sphere is (4*pi*r^3)/3. plug in 46E+9 as r, and we get 97336*pi*1.333...billion light years

softstalker

im a bad person

no ur not

yk how men have been using me for years

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Cosmo idk

the formula for a sphere is (4*pi*r^3)/3. plug in 46E+9 as r, and we get 97336*pi*1.333...billion light years

MY HEAD IS GANNA EXPLODED

it's an addiction cycle. it's not you being a bad person