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What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide ? You can't do anything he's already on line

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? Its kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?

Men and women are not equal. Speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable. (Sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell? We're not sexist men, you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, man were created before woman. Search it up in the Bible or online.

i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited. Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life well I'm on this app 24/7 so do I have no point in life 24/7 or am I just weird and unwanted?