Online marketplace jokes

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.