Online marketplace jokes
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Memes
I need to borrow 80 bucks from someone
Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
