Online marketplace jokes

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.