Online marketplace jokes

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.