Olfaction jokes
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
Home Covid Test.
1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.
Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.
I am so nervous.
The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.
The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels,” he said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said, “It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!”
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.