Olfaction jokes
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.
The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels,” he said. "Impressive," said the manager.
The man is given another. “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”
The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said, “It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!”
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.