Olfaction jokes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

What is blue but smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

POOP!

First Man: My dog's got no nose.

Second Man: How does he smell?

First Man: Awful.

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

I smell burnt toast.

My dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

Terrible!