Olfaction jokes
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
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If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
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Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint.