Olfaction jokes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

POOP!

If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

First Man: My dog's got no nose.

Second Man: How does he smell?

First Man: Awful.

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

I smell burnt toast.

My dog has no nose.

How does he smell?

Terrible!

What is blue but smells like red paint?

Blue paint.