Off jokes
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Where's your off button?
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
Memes
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
A burrito walked off a building.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Why was Goofy in the bathroom?
He was goofing off!
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.