Occupation jokes

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Pokémon!

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.

Why do shepherds never learn to count?

Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.

I used to be a banker...

But then I lost interest.

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"