Obstruction jokes
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 馃槒馃槒
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
We can only see 90 degrees.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
