Obstruction jokes

Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?

A: A beaver dam.

I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.

If you know, you know. 😏😏

Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.

"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.

"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"

What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?

Answer: Attorney General William Barr!