Why did sally run into a tree? She is blind
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and the counter.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
