Obstacle jokes
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he got stuck in a crack.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
The toilet paper tried to cross the road. He couldn't because he was stuck in a crack.
A blind man walks into a bar.
And a chair.
And a table.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn't see that well.
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and the counter.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."