Obi jokes
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
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😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.