Obi jokes

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground.

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

What is the only place fat people live?

Obi-city.

What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)

What happened when Obama ran for president?

The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.

Robyn Olive in 10.

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy