Obi jokes

What is the only place fat people live?

Obi-city.

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground.

What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi-Wan Canopy

What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.