B b b b bird bird bird , the bird banged your mom
My nuts hurt if you pull them I will scream
My nuts tickle scratch them and I wonβt like you no more
can u guys commet on my nuts jokes (aka willma, bofa, and savor) i just wanna see if ppl dont think its funny
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak.
Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.
Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mine?
Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals, the people will go nuts for a great deal!
Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.
Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up!
Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?
Neona: Hmm...lets see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave...
Account π’ for me too baby π§ is so cute together with game slotjokes
what do you call a dino stripper
A dinohore
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
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sso i was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids table i stood up and i threw a opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled. "25 kill streak" π€£π
why did the hooker quit her job?
she had a nut allergy
This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
Do you know how a snail has a "nail" why can't it be a nut?
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But thatβs just nuts.
im bored in class anyone wanna chat
who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth
a girl asked Μcan i have some nuts too? Μ boy: Μsure what ones;) Μ
Why can happen if you bring a hooker in a stranger's house he will ask you really are you nuts?
What will happen if someone kick you right in the balls? You will be like ow my nuts.
