Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
You’re so ugly I can see why your dad left now
I play saxophone and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason I got multiple restraining orders because I said “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson”, I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
What do genders and the twin towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
Said the man angered to his wife: Now stopp the dann suicide trys! Just look at the gasbill!?
in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work
Attended my bosses funeral to pay my respect, on my way out I leant over his casket and whispered lightly.....'Well look whos thinking Outside the box now'.....
anyone want to eat me up im in that kind of mood right now
Yo mamma so fat I can see where you got in from now
genders are like the twin towers because there use to be 2 now its just a sensitive subject
