Nothing is lost until mom can't find it.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do? Bored games.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
what does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
absolutely nothing.
What’s a difference between a whale and lizzo? Absolutely nothing
What is your name.what am I pointing at 👃🏽.and what am I holding.hahaha!!!!! ????????knows nothing
Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
One knight a guy asked his wife were she wanted to eat she said Chinese food so he flew her to china the next night he asked her what she wanted to eat she said Indian food so he flew her to India the last night he said what do you want to eat and she said she wanted nothing so he flew her to Africa
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single fucking soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG
What's the difference between a penis and the bible? nothing, the priest shoved them both down my throat.
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them! How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb! Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs! Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels! Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems! How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer! I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....