Not really jokes
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
Community talk
Wait right here (wait right here) I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin') I know that I'm not that important to you But to me, girl, you're so much more than gorgeous (yeah) So much more than perfect (yeah) Right now, I know that I'm not really worth it If you give me time, I can work on it Give me some time while I work on it Losin' your patience, and, girl, I don't blame you The Earth's in rotation, you're waitin' fo… Read more
People are swarming around Matt like moths to a lamp, it is actually slightly amusing. Not really, it is natural that you have questions, if I was an older member I would too, but not right now. (For multiple reasons I am not willing to talk about)
lol i made a post that i was leaving, and then a post that said i wasnt i js posted bc i was bored now goodbye for real, ill only be on here when i feel like it, which is rare, and ill come back in a month. love yall (not really)