Nonexistence jokes

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

What do you call a smart blonde?

Nonexistent.

My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.