Nonexistence jokes

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

What do you call a smart blonde?

Nonexistent.

My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.

Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.

The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.

When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life