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Woman

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

Neck

Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."

Emo kid

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just like hanging in the dark.

Folk

What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?

None of them are straight.

Lightbulb

How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.

Drug Cartel

Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

Covid

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

Orphan

What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?

None. Neither can see their parents.

Chick

Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭

Emo

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry.

Lesbian

In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?

None, both carpet munchers eat out.

Kamikaze

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

Bro

Bro wtf is all this!?

Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.

Stripper

How do men like their women? Striped.

How does a priest like their children? Clean.

Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.

What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.