No jokes

Can I watch you?

Yes, you can watch me your watch.

No, I mean can I WATCH you?

I don't get it. 😑 *facepalm*.

OOOOOOH YOU MEAN WATCH WITH YOUR EYES! YES!

I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.

The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.

What do you call a binder with no rings?

Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.

Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.

Bully (😡): NO!

Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???

Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.

You cheetah.

No, you lion.

(True story)

One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."

I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.

When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.

How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.

How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!

Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.

Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!

Best, Tenya!

Me: MOM, I'm tired.

Mom: Take a nap.

Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.

Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.

Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

Mom: God!

Son: What?

Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

John Cena: Hey, Mom.

Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

He had no body to go with. XD

What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?

"No smoking."

What do you call an infant with no legs?

Ground beef.

What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?

Matt.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.