No jokes
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Memes
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”
Son: “To the playground?”
Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
What do you call a room with no doors?