No jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Memes
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.