No jokes
I got no joke.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
What do you call an @EB with no ears?
An Explain B.
Memes
What's small, stupid, and has no dad?
Ben.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?