Why can't Orphans have sex... Because they have no one to call daddy
A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!" The man with glasses frowns. "Where did all the others go, then?"
THE ORPHANS ALL DIED!!! oh wait, no one cares.. THEIR PARENTS ARE ALL DEAD ANYWAY, we are just making them happier, they get to join their parents in hell
Someone kills a emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying. No one will suspect the killer was, anyone who took part.
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No no no no Spot the intruder
Theres no one
no one is smart i am smart
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice but then you realize that you have headphones it.
what a orphan and a homeless people got in comet? They got no one to call dad.
Who does an orphan play soccer with...
No one
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.
Last night I had the strangest dream !
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean ?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
person with wheelchair makes a joke * no one laughs*
inner thought * wheely Manerva wheely*
I was absolutely fuming when i found out my mate was rifling through my mums knicker draw
No one goes in there without my permission
why do orphan miss every hit? because no one is cheering for them
The ketchup told a joke no one was laughing but the egg was cracking up
Do you know why orphans dont have parents ? Because no one rasied you
Why aren't orphans gay.
Bc they have no one to call daddy
