No one jokes

Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

If you ever think no one cares about you,

kill someone, then the news will.

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?

A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.

Why can't an orphan go to school?

They have no one to sign the parent signature.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?

Because no one wants him.

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?

Because there is no one to teach them.

So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.

Albert is a homophobic guy. His cousin Franco is also a homophobic guy.

Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert didn't know that because he came late at night. Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed, thinking he would not come home. Albert laid on his bed, thinking there was no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*

No phobia lasts forever 👌😂

Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?

Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.

A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."

(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying, "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs.

"For the last time, Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!"

The man with glasses frowns.

"Where did all the others go, then?"

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡