Ni jokes

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

What's the difference between me and you?

Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

What is half of nine?

"ni"

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.

What does a pickle look like a p*nis?

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

What do you do with a dead chemist?

You Ni-tro-gen!

Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.

Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.