If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
Ni Jokes
I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\
Asian conversation:
Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?
Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?
Person 1: I've bing chilling.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
What is half of nine?
"ni"
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
