I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating “Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn”

Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were “You’re standing on my oxygen tube”

What do you do with a dead chemist?

You Ni-tro-gen!

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she’d be. I said that she would be a “Ni-cat-a”

Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet 🚽 nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto

Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi