Ni jokes

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\

What do you do with a dead chemist?

You Ni-tro-gen!

What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"

(gun shot)

What is half of nine?

"ni"

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

What does a pickle look like a p*nis?

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.

What's the difference between me and you?

Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.