Ni jokes

I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."

Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\

What do you do with a dead chemist?

You Ni-tro-gen!

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

What is half of nine?

"ni"

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

What's the difference between me and you?

Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-

Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger!

What do the initials NOW stand for?

(A.) National Organization For Women

(B.) National Organization of Whores

(C.) All the above

Answer:

Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.

Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.

Say "invented" without the first "n".

Oh well, I.H.N.! I.H.N.!! I.H.N.!!!