Ni jokes

Asian conversation:

Person 1: Ni hao, how's it going?

Person 2: Konnichiwa, what's up?

Person 1: I've bing chilling.

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

What's the difference between me and you?

Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-

What do you do with a dead chemist?

You Ni-tro-gen!

Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up..\n\nI now suffer from anxiety AND depression :\

I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."

Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."

Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Ii.

Nig

(finish the lyrics)

Niguh.

Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness

NONCE

What is half of nine?

"ni"