New York City jokes
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Memes
Flappy Bird in 2001
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! ๐๐คฃ
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
"Iโm coming for you two!"
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
