New York City jokes
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Flappy Bird in 2001
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
"I’m coming for you two!"
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
