New York City jokes

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

What is a terrorist's favorite song?

"Pumped Up Kicks."

What do you call New York City?

A human zoo.

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.

9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣

Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?

Because they have already got 2 towers down.

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

"I’m coming for you two!"

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.