What is a terrorists favorite song?
Pumped up kicks.
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the twin towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
What time when the terrorist get to new york city? 9:11am
What’s the twin towers favored foot ball team
: New York Jets
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
the wowman had a dick, lol its your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! jhon man! in new york city i am on 2 you! i will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodygard
What was going through the heads of people in manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
It was a blast to visit the twin towers on 9/11 on exactly 8:46 a.m. it was the bomb...like literally
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
What kinda pizza did the twin towers order? Two plains
What do you call New York City? A human Zoo
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds
Orphan. Where are my parents
God.New York City
Orphan. But they use to live in China
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
