What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
New York City Jokes
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
"I’m coming for you two!"
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.