your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognised.
Guys help- i need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being fr rn guys help
people in wheelchairs need to stand up four themselves
to whoever stole my antidepressants,why do you need them
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty
yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs
Fuck man I just need a fuckin loli to walk all over me
Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?
Because he needs to pick your balls
im black and i have a dying family in my basement that assent ate in 2 weeks they need help btw its a joke lol
doctor: you need to eat healthy
me: no
doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died
me: oh my goodness
doctor: in a plane crash
me: that sounds unrelated
doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me
I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"
Your moms so fat she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide
What do you call a animal in space just death because you need a space suit
