Necrophiliac jokes
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?
Con Fuckacarcass.
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.