Necrophiliac jokes

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.

"Was it hung?" her friend asks.

"No, he was shot."

There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.

Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?

They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.