what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? mourning wood
How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....
(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)
Man: Ah.. suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore..
whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Digging stuff up is too hard
Guess Necrophilia isn’t for everybody
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family even grandma.
