What was the first thing thanis snapped? Loki’s neck
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends? Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
there's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck one is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have and the second reason is to wack off
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on man keep your chin up. Wait which one
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!
Your mama is so fat when i think her in my head she just broke my neck
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck.”
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
when you say i wish i could cut of these bumps on my neck. (your mom walking to you with a knife)
