Navy jokes
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
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