Navy

Navy jokes

Submarine

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.

War

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Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.

Iran: So?

Japan: Twice!

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