A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?" "Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist so I mounted up and screwed her senseless." "Oh, so you're here to get neutered?" "Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
I with I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands? FEET! FEET!
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot
But he nailed that mountain
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team? He kept getting nailed to the boards
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? ....... A boner..
I’d like to be a one direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
What’s the difference between jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming
i nailed my sister's............ picture on the wall
you dirty minded bastard.
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail? Ans; you can unscrew the nail.
Mommy mommy, why do I keep running around in circles? Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Do you know how a snail has a "nail" why can't it be a nut?
now you should let your imagination work .... imagine naked Jesus with an direction... and nail holes in his hands ........
What's worse than 10 babys nailed to a tree.............1 baby nailed to 10 trees
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?, screw you
