Mommy Mommy Jokes

So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.

Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's dad said "that's Mr.wiggles". Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said don't look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said "What's that?". Timmy's mom said "that's my garden". Timmy's mom said don't look up. Timmy looked up. Timmy said "What are those?". Timmy's mom said those are her headlights. Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said don't look under the covers. Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR.WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"

"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress...ewww!" "Shut up and leave the bedroom."

Mommy mommy! Are we dragons? Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.

Mommy mommy! Are we Drug dealers? Shut up and cut the coke.

Mommy mommy! Do we own a sweatshop? Shut up and keep sewing.

Mommy mommy! Are we liars? Shut up and cross your fingers when you say that.

Mommy mommy! Are we Outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.

Mommy mommy! Are we Janitor’s? Shut up and pass me the mop.

Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.

Mommy mommy! Are we Bank robbers? Shut up and pass me the note.

there is this little boy and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?" She replies with, "These are my headlights." He looks down and says mommy what's that? she says that my garage. so he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says what is that? the dad says this is my snake. later that night he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams mommy, mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage, Daddy's snake is trying to get in!