What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a fucking tree.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom
Why am I gay
Because I like. Mushrooms
Why did the mushroom kill himself
Because he had a mushy life
My peepee small
Why did Karen leave me
Because I was a mushroom
Where did the mushroom kill himself
In the mushroom
A man and a women are watching clouds together. The man says, “hey that one looks like a giraffe!”. The women agrees and says, “that one looks like a elephant!”. The man sits up and says, “ that one looks like a mushroom.”
WHY did the the mushroom go to the party??
bcause he was a fun person!!
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi
Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says "you cant be here"
and the mushroom says "why i'm a Fungi"
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde, when she turns him down , he goes to her and says " C'mon I'm a fun guy" .
If the broccoli said “I look like a tree”,then what did the mushroom say? “I look like an umbrella.”
What is the smallest room in the world? A mushroom.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
