Much Jokes

my grandpa said this generation relies 2 much on tech so I unplugged his life support

It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class

When you don't wear earrings for a long time the hole can close and it hurts so much when you want to put it back 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so i cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand im glad to help

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

Love that dress, it would look much better on my floor though.

An eight year old girl struggles to breath as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes he pulls his cock out of her mouth and she can breathe much better.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support. :)

A 9 year old year girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breath as she waits for the doctor to come. The doctor finally comes and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11 year old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?