Mr Incredible jokes

What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)

One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house.

I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games."

Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.